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The blogging council

I am sure many of you had dreams of blogging, and they usually revolve around talking to someone, then all of a sudden you are somewhere else picking corn, or maybe not being able to load that photo or post, then you end up in an exam hall, 2 hours late and with 2 minutes left to finish a 80 question exam, or maybe even wrapped in red ribbons wearing a penguin suit while a nice chubby…. hmm no, let’s pass on that oneAnyways, yesterday my dream was on the blogging council. The room was full with bloggers, discussing an important point (well important in the dream at least), which was who should control the blog-o-sphere for the next 4 years. Apparently, each four years you get an election for the leader of the blog-o-sphere, and that leader sets the guidelines of how matters should be run in the different blogs.

The supreme council consisted of 8 or 10 members, and I think they were divided by genre. Jackie and Ram were talking about how to handle the rise in happiness in their region and they wanted to stamp that with force. Jackie was wearing a shirt with a cute baby picture, and Ram was dressed in big red boots. Q was also involved in that discussion, but he was jumping up and down saying “did you hear those rockets? Did you hear those sounds! I told you, I told you!!” and his mouth was covered with Qudsiya!!

I also remember Nano and Jewaira discussing the latest gossip from their meetings in the female region. Zaydoun was involved in a heated discussion with a strange guy on the dangers of Islamic sugar coated donuts!! That guy kept saying ” you cannot handle our donuts, you do not have the stomach.” and Zaydoun was arguing back, and got support from plushness and PSS. I am sure other bloggers were there, but I do not recall what they did.

Then other things happened (you know other dreams coming in as usual), but what I remember very good was that I came in the room, dressed in a long robe, black, with a skull emblem, spikey blond hair, green eyes (those I have men qabel), and two big penguins next to me. Then the room went quiet.

I looked straight at the table with the council, went to the front and told the president of the council, ” I am here to reclaim my throne and get what you stole from us.” It seems the blog-o-sphere was changed into a sort of people’s republic a few years back and the king was sent out packing because he was such a tyrant and dictator. I was the son of the king.

Then the room turned dark, bloggers started to suffocate, and slowly, one by one started to fall dead, except two. Maryam the astronaut since she was wearing a space suit and the president. Maryam watched quietly as she has been trained to handle all sort of circumstances for her space trips. The two penguins held the president down and asked her to surrender. She refused, and said,” I will never surrender to you, NEVER.”

At that moment, Swair, Rabab, Nibaq, Tata (you were bald in this dream)came in dressed in blue tights and green ribbons. They were the knights of the council and started fighting with the penguins. The penguins were huge and they could handle them all, but it was a big battle. I stood there watching, the president joined the fight, so it was five people against two giant penguins. At the end, the two penguins were dead, and so were all the knights except the president and Rabab. They approached me and said ” now what will you do??” At that moment, maryam latched a rocket on my back and we flew out and I was saying “This is not over!!!

Then I woke up. For people who associate dreams and food, I cooked chicken Korma ams.

I am sure many of you are asking who was the president. Well in my dream she was not one person, she was two people. The body and looks were that of Jelly Belly, the personality was that of Shosho.

Explanation of the dream? I do not even want to think of one :)

29 Comments »

Darling
I think you’re under alot of stres and you need to get away from it all(blogs). That is my interpretation. Nothing that a nice oily massage couldn’t take away ;)

Comment by Jewaira — 23, January, 2005 @ 2:55 pm


J,

Me stressed :)? I do not think so. But the massage idea does sound appealing, but depends on the person, not everyone can give a massage.

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 3:22 pm


WoW!

Comment by Sheba — 23, January, 2005 @ 3:36 pm


I will numerate the parallels I have found in the dream that correspond to our dispute over the title poll, perhaps this would provide you with a sufficient explanation to your weird dream even if you dont care for one:

1- The supreme council is the democratic manifestation representing the poll which you are trying to destroy in order to impose your preference.
2- Your 2 penguin bodyguards represent your preferred title - “2 penguins and the purple butt”.
3- The 5 people fighting the 2 penguins + you stand roughly for the number of the votes our titles got. Mine got 6, yours 3.
4- Your defeat in the battle indicates your actual defeat in the poll.
5- Maryam’s relative passivity to whatever is happening around her refers to her vote which went to neither of us.
6- Your statement “This is not over!!!” is the warning you are trying to send me.
7- Your arch enemy, the president, has my personality. well, this speaks for itself.

In short, this dream is too tailored to support your “2 penguins and a purple butt” title to pass as a mere product of chicken korma! It seems that this dream is suspiciously manufactured to send me warning!

Comment by shosho — 23, January, 2005 @ 3:36 pm


ashwa ana mo weyahom :Pp

Comment by mydream — 23, January, 2005 @ 4:02 pm


my dream, who knows, you might have been but I might have not remembered

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 4:51 pm


Shosho,

What I can say is that is, to use your word “tailor-made”, to smear me and accuse me of being a dictator and a cheat while you are trying to gain votes for your title by playing the innocent woman role who is cornered by the big monster.

Maybe you are annoyed that you were not the full president and were partially represented by that character? I do not control my dreams or what happens in them, but I can see what you are trying to gain and it will not work.

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 4:57 pm


LOL, you brought a smile to my face after two days of gloom Purg. Me; a knight? And in blue tights? Have you been watching (Robin hood; Men in Tights) before going to sleep? And I thought I was addicted :) I hate chicken

Comment by AyyA — 23, January, 2005 @ 7:03 pm


Yes, I will NEVER surrender to you or to the penguins. Good, I didnt die in your dream. Weird dream! I like it much weirder than mine. And you dream is in color!! Why do you have a picture of a Hindu belief of death ?;)

Comment by Maryam — 23, January, 2005 @ 7:08 pm


Rabab, glad you are happy and no I watched apocolypse now :)
Maryam, I was looking for another picture, but found this one interesting.

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 7:15 pm


Hehehe Purg sweet Dream :P actually not sweet.. bs it was sweet that me and Rampy were together in it hehehe :P in charge of bringing happiness :P hehehehe I liked it.. Bring more dreams like this into the posts..

And probably convert one into a movie idea :P
Now i’m hungry ;p

Comment by Jacqui — 23, January, 2005 @ 7:20 pm


Jackie, you read it wrong, you were in charge of squashing any attempts to be happy :)

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 8:02 pm


hahahahahha…wow, what a dream!
I think it’s cool that I’m the president (sort of) bas I was disappointed inna I represent the body only :P is that how you see me a piece of meat? LOL

Comment by Jelly Belly — 23, January, 2005 @ 8:21 pm


JB, no I do not see you as a piece of meat, you are a piece of heaven :)

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 8:24 pm


what a dream :P

Comment by SoooMa — 23, January, 2005 @ 8:32 pm


P72: this dream or blog one of the funniest i’ve ever read…..but i thought that u will see TheDon busy talking with some other female blogger asking her WHAT IF??!!

Comment by nanonano — 23, January, 2005 @ 8:36 pm


Nano, glad you liked it, as for the Don, he could have been in the dream, but I do not remember that part :)

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 8:36 pm


Umm okay :r Sorry.. Then bah humbug :r

Comment by Jacqui — 23, January, 2005 @ 9:44 pm


Jackie, what is this hum bug expression?

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 10:18 pm


were ur hair blond and spiky??

Comment by Maryam — 23, January, 2005 @ 10:19 pm


maryam, you just noticed :P?

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 10:24 pm


I just noticed I wrote that comment :P

Comment by Maryam — 23, January, 2005 @ 10:44 pm


I just noticed I wrote that comment :P

Comment by Maryam — 23, January, 2005 @ 10:45 pm


I really don’t know where to start from.

1. who on earth dreams of bloggers?? I think you been spending too much time on blogs.

2. I understand where u got the idea of me and jackie wanting to get rid of happiness (i cant believe people are starting to think of me like that!) … but erm big red boots?? why big red boots? but u made me realize i dont have big red boots, and i could maybe use a pair…

3. lol @ the blue tights and green ribbons that the knights are wearing! I’m trying to imagine nibaq wearing them… i’m sure he will like the green ribbons :P … and lol @ tata being bald!

4. did i suffocate and die?

5. this is really one long post! but its a good one… u should dream a lot more often :P

Comment by Rampurple — 23, January, 2005 @ 11:28 pm


Ram,

1. yes I guess so.

2.I have no clue :)
3.yeah its funny.

4.Yeah :)
5.hahahahaha do not count on it :)

Comment by Purgatory — 23, January, 2005 @ 11:52 pm


what were you spmeking and watching b4 you went to bed?

Comment by mosan mosan — 24, January, 2005 @ 12:38 pm


Apocolypse now and eating Nachoes with Salsa dip Mosan

Comment by Purgatory — 24, January, 2005 @ 2:00 pm


Do I smell Jealousy?

Comment by Tata Botata — 25, January, 2005 @ 7:43 am


Tata,

I do not control my dreams :) must be because I read your post with the AFRO

Comment by Purgatory — 25, January, 2005 @ 1:05 pm


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