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EFES is a syndrome many people suffer from without knowing. It is a disease that attacks the human body at a young age and sticks with its germs for the duration of the human life. The symptoms of this disease are:

1) High peaks in excitment followed by reality drops.
2) False impressions and evaluations of situations based on narrow vision (some people have NV Syndrome also)
3) Ba Ba Little Sheep behavior (small sheep follow big sheeps)

This disease attacks women more than men (hormone imbalance issues) and causes a rapid fluctation in the brain cells to compensate for high emotional anxiety or excitment. The following diagram simplifies this phenomena.

The red line is the flat line where all things start, as you get excited for reasons you believe are real and valid, the line moves up until you get to the first circle of E. This is the location where your brain starts pumping harder and harder trying to evaluate the situation, and for a normal logical non-sheep person, the evaluation results in a drop down to the red line (blue line). In other studies, some people have shown a clear awareness of the situation, but with some doubt in their mind,stay at a parallel line to the flat line and though in their minds they think they have gone back to the original point, they are in a state of confusion that will last forever, unless they reach the second circle of E and drop down back to the flat line.

Moving on, for those with EFES, the first circle of E has no effect and they keep moving until they peak at the circle of FE. At this point they exhibit irrational behavior, smile alot, feel happy, get a sense of belonging to a certain group (or cult) and assume they have achieved the Nirvana or Nirvanas. But, this Nirvana is actually the FE region, or in latin, Homer-ity. When at Homer-ity a person is very exicted they are not aware that soon afterwards a sudden drop will follow indicating their brains, or the surroundings have made them aware that they are having an EFES cesiure. A drop will occur to the second circle of E and then followed by a quicker rush to the bottom as a method escape.

However, if you suffer from this syndrome, this behavior will continue soon afterwards, with another peak of EFES and the curves continue eternally, until death. In some rare cases (not plotted), EFES can become EFES Magna, with further drop below the ground line into a zone where people become insane, or psychotic.

The world has changed, we are not safe, exterminate EFES’ers before it is too late! Save our kids!

Purgatorian Post #933