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Bring it On!

As a follow-up to my previous post (which not many have commented on), I would like to discuss a bit more one of the topics mentioned in the book, which is the jealous GF, or woman.

Typically women are jealous by nature, just like a peanut is jealous of an onion. The most jealous women are usually short, live in hot climate, like spicy food, and are of darker skin colour. How do you know Purgatory you ask? I say, how would I not know. No blonde gave me trouble, no tall woman did, no fair skin did, etc. There has been a pattern, and even in the book Isabelle, the hispanic lady, fitted that model exactly.

As an ex. player (ex. by choice, even if you choose not to believe me) I had the chance to examine from a close distance the behavior of the woman beast. This beast that takes so many shapes and forms (think of the peanut and onion again) and can have a negative impact on men. We cannot shake them away for some reason or another, despite all the attempts. As any man would tell you, we like to have a harem surrounding us, just for the pleasure it gives us.

Women also allow men to be in that position by being submissive, which is a natural trait in women (even you two hooligans, yes you TWO, or umm three, or four, or..well all of you I guess!). However, by saying women are submissive, it does not mean that they are weak. Not all submissive women are weak, most do it because women are smarter and more cunning then men in manipulating us, with our two peanuts, using their peanut-al double energy, sometimes three, as Desert Girl would argue.

Going back to Jealous GF, this submissive creature dominates our lives and turns it into hell, by questioning us about everything, and they will not let go. Some even enjoy the push and pull feeling of this realtionship, as it is the only way they know how to behave around men (of course society has an influence), but their peanuts function different than our peanuts.

Maybe one day someone will send Jewaira a question about how to get rid of his jealous GF or her jealous BF, but I already gave you the answer men. You keep them around, but you have to be 4 steps ahead of them, and not get furstrated by their behavior, after all, they give us pleasure, by caring and being around for us, even though they are nuts and psychos.

To all the psychos and nuts around that know me and to those who want to know more, Bring it on!

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Purgatorian Post #1023

18 Comments »

“No blonde gave me trouble”
“no tall woman did”

How bout skinny ones?

&
Submissive … hmmmmm .. if that what you think??

Comment by Alia — 7, April, 2007 @ 6:20 pm


you asked for it, now face the consequences, big boy :|

Comment by extinct dodo — 7, April, 2007 @ 6:32 pm


Alia, I stay away from skinny ones.

Comment by Purgatory — 7, April, 2007 @ 7:10 pm


Just stay away acne-ridden, bracers-wearing, 350 Ibs stubbled guys impersonating blondes on chat channels and you’ll be alright.

Comment by amer — 7, April, 2007 @ 8:03 pm


hahahahhahahahah

and people wonder why I like you!

Comment by shopa — 7, April, 2007 @ 11:00 pm


Shopa, I would not mind a special post on that subject ;)

Comment by Purgatory — 8, April, 2007 @ 2:52 pm


I might actually do it, just for fun ;P

Comment by shopa — 8, April, 2007 @ 10:18 pm


^ take it off ..Yalla ^ :-I

Comment by {13 } — 8, April, 2007 @ 10:47 pm


13, next time remember I moderate comments, so do not leave such comments, this one is approved.

Shopa, ok looking forward.

Comment by Purgatory — 8, April, 2007 @ 11:30 pm


na2..kifi ana a7t ay comment >:I

Comment by { 13 } — 9, April, 2007 @ 12:47 am


do red heads give you trouble?

Comment by rampurple — 9, April, 2007 @ 10:56 am


Rampurple, natural redheads are no problem.

Comment by Purgatory — 9, April, 2007 @ 11:46 am


There is a common misconception I have found: if a loved one is not jealous, it means he/she doesen’t care enough.

While some jealous beahviour boosts the morale, for the most part it is humilating and detrimental to the relationship.

In my experience, men are more jealous than women. And they are jealous in all shapes and sizes. :)

Comment by jewaira — 9, April, 2007 @ 3:23 pm


Jewaira, the worst kind is the nosey jealous person.

Comment by Purgatory — 9, April, 2007 @ 4:49 pm


Boo

Comment by Alia — 10, April, 2007 @ 10:09 am


Interesting. A nosey jealous person….yes. Why don’t they mind their own business!

Comment by jewaira — 10, April, 2007 @ 11:49 pm


Wooo Hooo Purg! You just waved a big red flag at all of us whackos! Watch your back, big guy!

Comment by Intlxpatr — 11, April, 2007 @ 1:25 am


oh the stereotypes. what applies to your experiences applies to all women then? I am blonde, tall, fair skin, skinny, 100% German (guess it must be the German factor then??) and very jealous at times. since when is that a bad thing? The jealousy instinct - if not over the top - can be a good thing and should let you know we actually care! However, while most women are mostly openly jealous, a lot of men are skillful manipulators, their jealousy is not so open but sometimes much worse due to the hidden ways they deal with their jealousy issues! oh yeah, since we’re dealing with stereotypes here, most mass murderersand stalkers are white, ugly, fat men! coincidence? And - since this comment is somewhat critical, will you even approve it? ha! anything that doesn’t flatter HIS ego shall be erased, or what? Where’s the balls in that? Criticism? Most men can’t take it. Wussies.

Comment by Dani — 18, June, 2007 @ 6:34 pm


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