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The most powerful weapon in the world

A few nights ago, around 2 a.m. I guess, I was still twisting in bed, trying to get to my Purgatorian sleep position, when I started to think of the world, and how we live in constant occupation and multiple wars and problems. I began to think, we seem to have many problems in Africa of all sorts, people fighting with each other ever since the big powers left them. We have problems in our side, we have problems in The U.S, Europe, everywhere. So how can they be fixed? Simple, an eraser.

The eraser is the most powerful weapon in the world. Just imagine you had the eraser which could remove Africa and its people from existence, remove the Koreans, the Swiss (they sell defected cheese with holes), the French, the South Americans, The North Americans, Arabs, Chinese, and so on, you can remove anyone you want, anywhere you want.

Whoever controls the eraser rules the world, the question is, who owns THE eraser?

Purgatorian Post #1031

16 Comments

God? mother nature? the forces that be? darth vader?

personally i wouldnt want anyone to have it. i’d burn/bury/get rid of it.

sounds like nobel when he realized he’d made a booboo.. i dont think anyone would want to own a power like that

Comment by extinct dodo — 24, April, 2007 @ 9:45 pm


Simply google a world map, open it using your pirated photoshop version,
choose the eraser tool and start erasing what you don’t like.

That’s about the only way we are able to erase an entire existence.

Comment by MacaholiQ8 — 24, April, 2007 @ 9:48 pm


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Comment by Maze — 25, April, 2007 @ 1:44 am


Once upon a time there were People who owned a pencil and an eraser, but those who owned it stopped using it , it’s when God took it away from them and gave it to others who wanted it desperately. The others broke the pencil and used a pen instead to draw new scenes on top of the original ones and then started erasing the originals.

and

Good morning Purgy :)

Comment by True Faith — 25, April, 2007 @ 8:55 am


i once owned it!! bas i believe i gave it to you to keep it for me … haaahhhh you lost itttttttt!!! mazeee erase himmm woo create us a new Purgi Purg :)

Comment by Noush0 — 25, April, 2007 @ 12:53 pm


The one who owns it maybe used it incorrectly! They erased the bad and replaced it with the worst one! Too sad to think about this things!

Comment by rieaane — 25, April, 2007 @ 3:32 pm


Great gOogLy MoOGly….. I just hope it isn’t YOU!

Comment by U.E. — 25, April, 2007 @ 5:48 pm


I thought the Purgatorian sleep position was in a Lazy-Boy?

Comment by Intlxpatr — 25, April, 2007 @ 7:39 pm


funny post :P

Comment by Flamingoliya — 25, April, 2007 @ 11:21 pm


the mind

Comment by chica bonita — 26, April, 2007 @ 10:44 am


They sell the eraser at our supermarket.

Comment by Kthekuwaiti — 26, April, 2007 @ 2:27 pm


She will own it, and then she’ll erase her only competition, God.

Comment by Plats — 27, April, 2007 @ 5:54 am


i’ll pray to God that you don’t own it

Comment by Alia — 28, April, 2007 @ 6:59 pm


@@

Comment by Ra-1 — 29, April, 2007 @ 2:55 pm


if I have it, I would erase myself…..!!!

speaking of which, I miss the Hi….!!!

Comment by EXzombie — 1, May, 2007 @ 1:32 pm


The phrase twisting in bed keeps coming back at me.
Interesting concept.

Life is not a game. There is no easy eraser solution.

If there was such an eraser, people would kill for it and it would be broken into little pieces

Comment by jewaira — 3, May, 2007 @ 5:28 pm


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